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uo sunglasses
h+m cardigan
asos dress
asos belt
sam edelman sandals
zara purse
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Blogs that SHINee members will follow if they're in Tumblr
- Onew: food, humor, travel and leisure, other members' blogs
- Jonghyun: puppies, all Kpop idols' blogs, world news, philosophy, deep quotes, did i say puppies?
- Key: high street fashion, upper east side fashion, latest fashion, fashion weeks, designer brands, dog food
- Minho: sports, shoes, adidas, baby pictures, pranks for shorter people
- Taemin: taemin blogs
to you
please do me a favour and just calm down. play ‘stir it up’ by bob marley and nod your head and skip around your room and open your curtains and send a nice message to one of your best friends and put on your favourite outfit and draw some made up animal and open a google tab and search planets and galaxies and do a roly poly on your bed and hold your breath to see how long you could hide underwater and come up with your secret agent name and just remember that everything is ok
my thoughts when someone says I am pretty
• obviously
• really??????
• what do you want from me?
• you are just being nice/trying to make me feel better
• it’s just the outfit
It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair
Like no
Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.
Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?
I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.
When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.
this shit is honestly so fucking real
I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego.
If your Barbies’ lives aren’t like Game of Thrones, you’re not doing it right.
types of history buff generalisations*
world war 2:
-thinks they’re a lot tougher than they actually are
-tend to be really niche about one very, very specific aspect
-really sarcastic sense of humour
-acts like the war’s still on
-very bitter about the 2001 pearl harbor movie
-wakes up in a cold sweat to boogie woogie bugle boy & the in the mood intro
-their fashion taste is either impeccable or an atrocity to god there is no in-between
world war 1:
-weird and quiet
-drinks cheap booze even if they can have/afford better
-hoarders
-would sell soul & firstborn for a pickelhaube
-knows lots of really obscure facts
-underlying & unexplainable 19th century german history fetish
-copes with problems by turning them into memes & shitty jokes
-bad puns galore
classics:
-come off really sensible & serious but h2g has the most perverted sense of humour out of everyone
-probably hiding some dark shit
-either really enthusiastic about homoeroticism or ignores it completely
-really defensive about their favourite society/period
-a lot of tension between the roman buffs & the greek ones???
-latin’s not dead, it just smells funny
cold war/vietnam war:
-probably either a communist or has a hard-on for JFK
-world war 2 buff’s edgy sibling
-usually really into guns or at least knows a fuckload about them. may also be really into guns but know jack shit about them, too
-gets into a lot of internet fights
-so many conspiracy theories
-their jokes make literally no sense to anyone else
-has a lot to say about the 2k16 presidential race
-really political in general tbh
-will wear military surplus uniforms as streetwear
-cool taste in sunglasses tho
medieval europe:
-goes ham on fantasy or drags it within an inch of its life
-gets asked about king henry viii way too much
-warped & morbid sense of humour
-cheerfully cynical about everything
-can slice you in half with their writing
-eternal academic 1v1 in the pit w/ each other
-holds personal grudges against someone who died like 900 years ago
-but also will die in the gutter for someone who died like 900 years ago
-complains about rain & cold weather but actually doesn’t mind it
*I do not mean any offence by these, and please feel free to add/specify/correct/etc! I’ve obviously only covered a small range of eras because these are the ones I have read & interacted the most with. Also, these are simply generalisations based on what I’ve personally seen & weren’t written to vague abt anybody. Please add if you think of anything else!
You forgot some!!
Napoleonic:
▪rude af but only because everyone keeps spouting the same 3 myths about him, also hilarious when they want to be
▪super creative ones that makes beautiful fan art or absolute meme trash
▪talk about Napoleon and his crew as if they all knew him personally
▪if you compare their interest to Hitler you will get dragged to Hell and back
▪usually older students/adults
▪many have a military fashion obsession too. Bring back pants de la gloire
▪often European, not always
▪loves to fight
AmRev/American history:
▪never European
▪either PhD students or meme kings and ship monarchs
▪everyone is gay
▪Hamilton obsession or completely ignores it, everyone in the fandom has an opinion on it whichever side they are on
▪touchy about the slave trade/Constitution and their effects in the modern day
▪the lame ones are patriots, the cool ones just love their history
French Rev:
▪either 12 year old communists or educated adults that know what they’re talking about
▪usually speak French
▪always take their hat off when the Terror is mentioned
▪no hon Enjolras lived in a different time
▪never right wing
Enlightenment and Romantic era:
▪#aesthetic
▪interested in literature usually
▪usually obsessed with their own historic faves and know everything on two or three people in the era
▪period drama is a hot topic
▪some are monarchists
*what she said!! This is just a bit of fun and only what I’ve observed!!
Russian Revs
-feels sorry for trotsky
-probably got into it bc of anastasia the film
-’have you seen young hot stalin?’
-loves trains
-not a monarchist but loves the romanov #aesthetic
-knows all the words to ra ra rasputin
-knows one word in cyrillic that word is ‘october’
-bolshevik mean girls memes
-”communism is a great idea on paper”
“Feminism? no thanks, i prefer gender equality”
Water? no thanks, i prefer H2O
It’s like that popular joke: Why did the hipster burn her mouth? Because she survived the sphere and was able to eat her pizza before it was cool.
Welcome to Night Vale, Fashion Week (Ep. 69)
- me: hey man check out my new leather jacket
- friend: you've literally just squished yourself between the cushions of a leather couch
- me: its fashion